The crew is focused on disparate yet equally important problems this week: the so-called iPhone killer and hilariously confusing tale of the next Windows phone OS. On the lighter and yet simultaneously more disturbing note, Russian mobsters (or just Russians) have stolen millions from Holocaust survivors. The only thing that could top that evil is the actual Holocaust.
Everyone had a more or less uneventful Halloween, which makes us nostalgic for last Halloween (see 701). On the plus side, Cheryl didn’t make out with a transvestite, the crew went to KosherFest, Redux drank overly spicy lemonade, and Spam explored the glory of hemp everything. On the plus side, Zee always knows when he’s eating goat.
The only way to truly appreciate where we are is to look back and see where we’ve been. Sadly, the Dead Air crew discovers that there has been frighteningly little growth accomplished in the last two-fifths score years. Well, that and now we can rent cars.
A mere twelve months late, the crew has noticed this insane phenomenon called “Glee.” Seriously, are these people the worst examples of human beings to ever grace the small screen, or are they merely among the worst?
This extremely abbreviated episode is the result of one of the hottest days WYUR has ever seen. Along the way, the crew discusses the new season of the Colony (yes, it’s still awesome), the oil spill, and how much Snoop Dogg hates hackers.
This episode brings us several questions: What the hell is a Justin Bieber? Why does the world not love True Blood more? How many completely nonsensical words dominate our culture? How could Redux have driven over 3,000 miles and still be denied entry to Canada? Shawshank!
Zee has begun to explore alternate hair styles, while Spam begins to more fully embrace the glory of hacker conventions and newspaper cover stories. In other news, The Colony is more awesome than ever and Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse. This has not affected his career. Also, Spirit Air is now an official enemy of Dead Air.