In an extremely disjointed episode, we discuss Weed’s snow vane, Spam’s goat suckers, Redux’s douche coin, Pocket’s fake tie, Little Spam’s love of blood libels, and Zee’s electric sex pants. Only some of those things were as inappropriate as they seemed. Also, the iPhone is coming to Verizon. All hail.
It’s that time again – the death of Father Time and the birth of the illegitimate crack-baby that is 2011 leaves us with the need to reflect. Wikileaks, an oil spill, a lot of disasters, trapped miners, and retroactive rape all made an appearance in this most “meh” of years.
Dead Air may have spent more time this episode discussing sports than any previously. Afterward, of course, we make up for it by talking about upcoming movies and a serious but rather extended discussion about Little Spam’s dried, cured meat. The less said, the better.
Zee has spent a disturbing morning at a kosher culinary competition, Redux is excited by the arrival of ice cream season, the Mo thinks peppermint grows on bushes, Spam is thinking about attending next year’s Geneva Convention, and we are all astonished by the bizarrely strict Swedish sex laws. Oh, and something about a leak of US diplomatic documents.
While Hannukah is certainly better than Kwanzaa, Jews now also have a holiday singing group to worship – the Maccabeats, now at 14:59 of their fifteen minutes. In other news, the new plastic-surgery-centered reality show demonstrates just how polluted the gene pool has become. Also, Gordon Ramsay is a miserable bastard.
The sad deaths of Leslie Nielsen and Irvin Kirshner make us question the future of cinema. But not really. In other news, Spam and Redux have made far too much turkey, there are too many sales to keep track of, and someone, somewhere, has a naked picture of Weed’s mom.
While we are frantically preparing for the Thanksgiving extravaganza, we ponder the current insanity of airport security. Weren’t we always told that x-rays were dangerous without the lead apron? As we question the choice of cancer or groping, other citizens are fighting back in their own way – including a new website catering exclusively to super-heroes.