Kanye West claims to be the Moses of the twenty-first century as we address the question of hacks and no-talent schmucks. Has South Park jumped the shark? Can Heroes ever become interesting again? Should we burn J.J. Abrams at the stake? Can you still call it Prison Break after they break out of prison? Is Jack Bauer’s man purse filled with whoop-ass enough to save 24? How many black children might Weed have?