We introduce a new cast member, Chumba, as we hear what happens when a drunken transvestite messianic hooker wants to sit at your table. PETA, our favorite whipping boy, suggests that Ben & Jerry’s switch to human breast milk, while we debate how tasty sea kittens might be. Meanwhile, the American stock market begins to tank, but that’s okay, since so is everyone else’s. Sarah Palin captures our attention – and our hearts – once more, while we try to figure out the difference between Joe Six-Pack and a hockey mom.